In this room, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay or straight. What matters is that we’re friends.

— Kurt Hummel (3x22 - Goodbye)

but i actually didn’t get the weird emphasis on his sexuality in this episode. like yes we know he’s gay. “gay stepbrother” should not be the way finn thinks of kurt. kurt should have much more to say to the glee club besides acknowledging they accept his sexuality because honestly they got over it a really long time ago and i don’t think anyone worries about it anymore. 

FUCKING HELL GLEE THIS IS SO TYPICAL OF YOU WHY

I FORGOT IT’S THE RACHEL SHOW

EXCUSE ME 

IN WHICH I WANK

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I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS THAT EPISODE WAS BRILLIANT I LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT IT I EVEN EMPATHIZED WITH MR. SHUE GLEE YOU’VE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE

I hope it was the “Screw Optimus Prime” line, because I flinched a little there.

dude househusbands are great and all

but let’s be real.

blaine’s going to be out traversing the galaxy and bringing joy to extra terrestrials with his sweet voice of angels or something, not bopping about the house waiting for his significant other to get home. please. that’s ridiculous.

Not gonna lie, I am just as excited as everyone else for the Blaine “boxing shower wet shirtless” montage or whatever it is… But honestly they use poor Darren so bad it’s almost laughable. They don’t even hide it anymore. Do they just see Darren as their gorgeous cash cow? I suppose it makes sense. Bitches love Darren. 

The jingle from his commercial is Kurt’s ringtone,

and it will be mine as well as soon as we get this episode.

if Cooper is Sue’s sperm donor.

if you do this to me, glee, we are through. OVER. DONE. KAPUT. everything you own in the box to the fucking LEFT. 

… and what was Beaver doing in Lima, Ohio?

Get back to Cyprus-Rhodes, Beav. Where you belong.