my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs
wait there are mean eggs
my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs
wait there are mean eggs
alskdjflskdjf tom’s wedding speech has renewed my obsession oh dear jesus
The Great Tree
Today I took my girlfriend to the cinema.
“Two tickets please,” I said to the guy at the counter.
“For the Hobbit?”
“She’s my girlfriend, actually.”